capo on first fret *muted strums* *alternate between muted strums and D* Dsus2 D (X8) D missed my alarm clock ringing, woke up telephone screaming G D boss man singing his same old song D rolled in late 'bout an hour, no cup of coffee, no shower G D walk of shame with two different shoes on. Bm now its poor me, why me, oh me G boring the same old worn out blah blah story D A there's no good explanation for it at all. D A aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm G A aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing D life dont go quite like you plan it A we try so hard to understand it Bm A G G (stop)D the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, pshh it happens. D my trusty rusty had a flat, i bor'wed my neighbor's cadillac G D i'll be right back, going down to wally world D that yellow light turned red too quickly knew that truck the moment it hit me G D out stepped my ex and his new girl (spoken: sorry 'bout your neck, baby.) Bm now its poor me, why me, oh me G boring the same old worn out blah blah story D A there's no good explanation for it at all. D A aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm G A aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing D life dont go quite like you plan it A we try so hard to understand it Bm A G Bm the irrefutable, indisputable fact is, it happens. Bm G D A D A aint no rhyme or reason, no complicated meaning Bm G (stop) A aint no need to overthink it, let go laughing D life dont go quite like you plan it A we try so hard to understand it Bm A G the irrefutable, indisputable fact is Bm A Bm A G oh, the irrefutable, indisputable, absoluteable totally beautiful fact is G (stop) D pshh, it happens. NOTE: any time there's just a D in a verse (not in a pre-chorus or chorus, only in a verse) you can continue the intro "Dsus2 D" pattern for authencity. listen to the track to hear how it sounds. :)